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Old 08-20-2013, 01:10 PM
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lady purchased a Magic mirror from Flea Market, She got it home ripped off her top stood in front of Mirror and said " Magic Mirror on the door make my boobs a 44"...BAM...44 boobs popped out there...

Weeks Later an old drunk walked by the mirror after hearing what it did for the lady..He dropped his drawers and stood in front of the mirror and said " Magic Mirror on the door make my crank touch the floor "...and HIS LEGS FELL OFF ! :shock:
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