Etomologist
 

A woman comes home from shopping and sees her husband sitting in the living room.
She asks her husband what he's been doing all day.
He replies, " Killing flies. I got four so far. Two males and two females".
She then says, "When did you become an entomologist?"
"How can you tell the males from the females?"
He replies, " It's easy, I got one on the remote, one on the beer-can and two on the phone!" :oops: :roll:

I got one question..........Where do you get these jokes from??