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Originally Posted by Tod74
President Obama
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tod it said a "CLEAN" joke :lol: that was dirty heh heh :wink:
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Originally Posted by slowmotion
Bob and Larry were fishing one day near a bridge. As funeral procession neared the bridge Bob stood up in the boat and removed hat. As the hearse crossed the bridge, Bob bowed his head and tear came to his eye. After it passed he sat back down in the boat and resumed fishing. Larry said "Bob, I've never seen you get that emotional about a passing funeral". Bob replied "What do expect? I was married to her for over 20 years".
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Joke
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. 'He's a funeral director,' she answered. 'Interesting,' the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.' |
Originally Posted by Tod74
President Obama
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Re: Joke
Originally Posted by fla1976
She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'
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Originally Posted by Tod74
President Obama
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. |
That was a good one Rabbit :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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